Thursday, October 12, 2006

Mosquitos

You can have a brief learning around mosquitos at a site called wikipedia or something like that. You may also google for it or use youtube in case wikipedia doesn't work.
If nothing works please email me and i will reply you a correct link with links that are linked to mosquitos and their general body physiology ...
...or maybe i won't.

When this task is finally completed you will be able to understand the reason i hate mosquitos and why i invested millions of dollars in research and spent many years of my life to prove the obvious.

''Mosquitos are linked to paranoia, sadistic intentions stomach dissorders and bad luck."

--But lets do one step at a time--

Mosquito's sound waves produced when flaping their scaled wings cause energy gaps in the intermediate they travel (let's say air).
These energy gaps are oscillated in unknown frequencies. The corresponding to these ''abnormal'' frequencies waves channel all their energy to the target when the angle of incidense is more than 47 degrees.
In conclusion if the target is the human brain the results are catastrophic.
The brain cells and all the proteins which related to human behaviour resolve and the individual loses judgement and free will and becomes unstable.

A secondary side effect of ''mosquito wind flapping '' is that the individual scratches very specific spots of his body (these spots are commensurate to the damaged brain cells) without being conscious.
Thus the wrong reasons are often charged to this phenomenon such as ''mosquito bites'' etc.







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